Man threatening to leave Scotland after second independence vote, “probably won’t”
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Man threatening to leave Scotland after second independence vote, “probably won’t”

John Gallagher, an IT consultant from Livingston, has brazenly declared to his work colleagues that if Scotland goes independent he is “out of here pal!”. He made the empty promise shortly after Nicola Sturgeon, first minister of Scotland, announced her commitment to a second Scottish Independence referendum following the UK’s vote to leave the EU … Continue reading

*FAKE NEWS* Exultant masses rejoice at Blair’s political return
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*FAKE NEWS* Exultant masses rejoice at Blair’s political return

Ordinary people from every corner of the country flocked to ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair’s comeback speech last Friday morning at Bloomberg in London. Though a diverse bunch, the gathered crowd were united in their fervent admiration for Blair’s inspiring political vision, as well as in their awe of the Blair government’s monumental and era-defining accomplishments. … Continue reading

** BREAKING NEWS ** Disgruntled US voters call dibs on the grassy knoll in case Trump visits Dallas
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** BREAKING NEWS ** Disgruntled US voters call dibs on the grassy knoll in case Trump visits Dallas

Responding to the news today that almost all Americans want him killed President Trump demonstrated a blasé attitude in front of journalists in the White House. Trump insisted that the chances of him being shot on a return to Dallas are unlikely as his sons have just purchased the Textbook Depository building and are turning … Continue reading

** Breaking News ** Live Laugh Love sign voted the most tasteful interior design decoration of the last 10 years
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** Breaking News ** Live Laugh Love sign voted the most tasteful interior design decoration of the last 10 years

Today Home Digest Magazine has taken the bold and innovative decision to name the Live Laugh Love sign a must have for anyone who owns a home which has left many readers scratching their heads. The editor of the magazine went so for as to call the decoration; “One of the most tasteful designs ever conceived … Continue reading